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TV Review: Bates Motel Season 1 Episode 5
Yeah, this post is super late. I was busy. I have a life sometimes, you know. TL;DR Vera gets out of jail instantaenously, Dylan gets deeper into the town’s criminal underbelly, Norman and Emma find...
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Apartment 1303 3D – CBF Review
I don’t think a CBF Review has ever been so appropriate. Apartment 1303 is so hollow that I seriously wouldn’t have had anything to say about it in a full-length post. You know what, I’m just glad that...
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Catching Up On Old, Cancelled Shit – Blog
Because I spent 7 minutes trying to come up with a good title to this post, and finally gave up. Just like how the following shows were given up on. I am profound. Accept it. I also have no life,...
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Under the Dome Season 2 Episode 1 – TV Review
So we’re back under the dome again. Do you think we could go back to having some actual drama and tension, or is the onslaught of random, non-sensical dome happenings, paired with spiritual, “the dome...
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Under the Dome Season 2 Episode 2 – TV Review
Butterflies? Yes, butterflies. From last week’s attack of the killer magnetism, now it’s all hands on deck to take down the butterfly menace. They’re like a locust plague, but cuter. TL;DR The town is...
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Under the Dome Season 2 Episode 3 – TV Review
Golly gosh, maybe my dreams of Rebecca becoming our new villain could be true? At the very least, she’s shaping up to be a fantastic Evil Advisor for our suddenly-mellow Big Jim. Set him back on the...
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Under the Dome Season 2 Episode 4 – TV Review
Does it help that Rebecca is actually staring down an off-screen single mother and her child, who she plans on murdering, along with everyone else in this church? It doesn’t, does it? TL;DR Rebecca and...
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Under the Dome Season 2 Episode 5 – TV Review
Phil might be a crummy sheriff, but will he have better luck as a knife-wielding villain? No. TL;DR Big Jim uses Phil to try to discredit Julia as a town leader; it fails, but he gets pardoned from his...
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Under the Dome Season 2 Episode 6 – TV Review
Well, it was a nice break, but we’re back to the “random dome threat of the week” formula. Luckily, it’s nothing the fish-brained, gullible people of Chester’s Mill can’t fix. TL;DR Big Jim manages to...
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Under the Dome Season 2 Episode 7 – TV Review
Well well, Under the Dome. Nice to see you finally find some outward momentum. It only took us 7 episodes. TL;DR Barbie and Sam both escape the dome and end up in Zenith; Sam reconnects with Pauline,...
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Under the Dome Season 2 Episode 9 – TV Review
You know what I would do if I was able to escape a death trap dome nightmare? Immediately find a way back in. It looks like Barbie, Pauline, Sam, and Lyle think like I do. TL;DR Because they all find...
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Under the Dome Season 2 Episode 12 – TV Review
And no, this won’t be the last time (or the first) we see Barbie getting touchy-feely with the super cute Hunter. Under the Dome may not be exciting, compelling, or make a lick of sense. But at least...
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Under the Dome Season 2 Episode 13 – TV Review
Don’t panic. She does die for good in this episode. Big Jim isn’t as happy about it as I was, evidently. TL;DR Pauline dies, and Big Jim flies into a murder spree; everyone else mobilises the town to...
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iZombie Season 1 Episode 10 – TV Review
See, I told you I’d be more on time this week. I literally have nothing else going on, if you must know. TL;DR The COW circles us back around to the tainted energy drink company; Liv mourns Lowell;...
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Bates Motel Season 4 Episode 4 – TV Review
Well look at me, praising Bates Motel’s brave choice to break its status quo. My cheers were too soon. TL;DR Norman goes for a walk on the wild side, but ends up realising his mental imbalance and...
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Bates Motel Season 4 Episode 5 – TV Review
Well, Caleb’s stink continues to follow around Bates Motel. Let’s be done with it, already, for fuck’s sake. TL;DR Nosy Neighbour wants to kill Caleb, and he wants Norma to help him; she might; Romero...
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Bates Motel Season 4 Episode 7 – TV Review
But don’t get your lube out just yet. That’s the closing shot of the episode. No, we’ve got the fifth leg in our “how many episodes can Norman waste in Pineview?” marathon to complete first. TL;DR...
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Bates Motel Season 4 Episode 8 – TV Review
Not yet. That’s become, sadly, synonymous with Bates Motel’s fourth season. “Not yet.” TL;DR Norman returns to his loopy ways, but is yet to properly act on them; Norma starts untangling herself from...
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Bates Motel Season 4 Episode 9 – TV Review
Bates Motel is unlucky that I Just Hate Everything’s anniversary fell before this episode aired. It might have made it into the top 5, after all. TL;DR Norman finally does the inevitable and kills...
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